Morning Meeting

Welcome, everyone. Good to have you with us. I’m one of the board members, and I dance on the desk on Wednesdays. Mondays, I’m responsible for chairing the meeting with the CEO. Unfortunately, the CEO is indisposed at the moment.

I just did a perfunctory search for a gif of an ostrich with its head in the sand but its eyes looking out, and was met with a whole host of gifs of actual ostriches doing crazy shit.

And while I do highly recommend checking out some of these gifs of actual ostriches doing crazy shit, none of those gifs work for this meeting. For that, I am incredibly sorry.

Meeting adjourned! Have a great day! Even you, CEO.

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